Love, Sex and Pregnancy: Wrap it up

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 03/09/2023 14:00

Today, the one time, THE ONE TIME, we ran out of condoms and had sex anyway, my girlfriend got pregnant, even though she’s on the pill. I didn’t even orgasm inside her, I had to do a Google search to learn that live sperm can emerge and go inside her even before I orgasm. We are so screwed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML

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I don't understand!

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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Tokophobics unite!

By izzie - 21/05/2021 14:01

Today, despite a condom, an IUD, and my boyfriend getting a vasectomy, I still managed to get pregnant. It was my first and only time having sex and I don’t want kids, ever. FML

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By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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It's a trap!

By RC3Welly - 09/03/2009 22:58 - United States

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Kinda awkward

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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Cockblocked

By AudreyUs - 10/12/2008 19:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

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It's up there somewhere

By Anonymous - 15/09/2021 06:57 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, it was the first time my fiancé and I have been able to have sex in the daytime for ages. We have 2 kids under 2 who take up most of our time, so when we had the opportunity, we grabbed a condom and pounced. Everything was going well until he pulled out… and left the condom inside. Now we can’t find it. FML

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zip2dwess 14

Sunday 3 September 2023 19:08

I’ve always had unprotected sex with my boyfriend when I was on the pill. I mean that’s the whole POINT of the pill. So the odds were super low, especially with you pulling out, so are you sure she was actually on the pill? Did she take it diligently?

lordjames 2

Sunday 3 September 2023 16:37

Or she has been unfaithful. Get a paternity test when the kid is born so your aren’t locked in if it isn’t yours!

Comments

TomeDr 24

Sunday 3 September 2023 14:12

Even with condoms, there’s always a chance of pregnancy. There is ALWAYS the possibility of pregnancy when you have sex, regardless of precautions. I wish people would figure that out. Now step up to your responsibilities.

cuz803 44

Sunday 3 September 2023 14:30

I mean...are options such as abortion or adoption rules out?

lordjames 2

Sunday 3 September 2023 16:37

Or she has been unfaithful. Get a paternity test when the kid is born so your aren’t locked in if it isn’t yours!

Justkidding100 41

Sunday 3 September 2023 16:56

abortion is the same as birth control, pop that shit out no harm done

majestic09 12

Sunday 3 September 2023 17:17

YDI for not knowing how to have safe sex.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 3 September 2023 19:08

If she's really on the pill, why are you wearing condoms? Probably so you don't get the STDs she's contracting from the other dudes she's banging.

zip2dwess 14

Sunday 3 September 2023 19:08

core01 30

Monday 4 September 2023 4:14

Other meds & some supplements decrease the efficiency. Could be she took the pill exactly on time, but wasn't aware a med made it ineffective. i know dr/pharmacist rarely mention pill combo issues

dreams2383 18

Sunday 3 September 2023 21:44

sounds like she doesn't always remember to take the pill. I've been on the pill for decades and I've never been pregnant. we don't use condoms either.