Intimacy: Wrong door

Wrong door

By apavies444 - 28/11/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents' bedroom by mistake. FML

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By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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Back to reality

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Pissed

By banned - 09/03/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

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By Sleep Walking - 23/01/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By lez probs - 18/05/2013 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML

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timtuttlez 1

Sunday 28 November 2010 16:26

and then her dad said "sure am cupcake ;)"

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 28 November 2010 16:40

I take it you two were playing Poker and it was time for round two of the game. Although there is one variant of the game known as Poke-her which doesn't involve cards.

Comments

ulicksam 0

Monday 29 November 2010 14:20

What's with all the children having sex, especially when mommy and daddy are home?

RageKage 0

Monday 29 November 2010 15:08

why were her parents home if you guys were having sex? isn't that pretty bad timing?

cupcakeyumzz 0

Monday 29 November 2010 21:06

LOL! XD so did u get an answer???

soccergoal 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:32

that sucks at least they know your having have sex so when she gets pregnant it is not a surprise.

Peaceout0608_ 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 3:08

71 your cutee ;)

Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:00

Lol you should've gotten their reactions on camera…

karmaslave 5

Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:15

Well, were they?

Jonscarl 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:52

hopefully the mom is a milf

Yojalata 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 20:12

haahaha lol this made my day.

kalbrek009 20

Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:11

WOW......OP, are you both OVER 18 yrs old? If not, then somebody maybe looking @ rape charges filed by the parents..(yes, they can do that), "LEGAL" consent to have sex requires you BOTH to be 18+ yrs old or of a specific age as described by LAWS in the state where you live, WITH the consent of 1 or both of the other person's parents to engage in sexual activity. I personally know of a guy who is now in his 20's & when he was 17 had sex with his 16 yr old GF....Her parents filed rape charges, and now he will be listed as a SEX OFFENDER for the his ENTIRE life.....good luck in getting/keeping a job/apartment.....SO, the phrase, "Stupid is as stupid does" applies to both of you IF either of you are under 18.

Zebidee 8

Wednesday 1 December 2010 17:59

1) Calm down. 2) What on earth made you think they were below the age of consent? 3) The age of consent in the US varies, is 16 in far more states than it's 18. 4) Parental consent has nothing to do with it. 5) STOP using CAPS for EMPHASIS all the TIME. It's ANNOYING. 6) Calm down. Seriously.