Cats and Transportation: WTF are you doing in here? - FML

WTF are you doing in here?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

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Deitiy 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:03

Sounds like a CAT-tastrophe

rosha267 21

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:03

Aww Aussies say dustbins

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JustBecause1985 3

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:17

I'm sorry you drove your car into garbage cans...but, just picturing you looking in the mirror and seeing a cat, makes me laugh out loud...It's totally something one of my cats would do too, if I let them outside! Hope your car isn't too badly damaged....and thanks for the laugh!

RosenT1990 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:56

After reading this, I had the funniest image run through my head...HAHA!

cocktailpeanut 3

Friday 20 January 2012 3:59

This made me LOL... Sounds like a Simon's Cat episode!

asheeashee 1

Friday 20 January 2012 6:12

Did anyone else look up 'dozy cat' on google after reading this?

jenx4 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 1:06

Lmfao!! That was great!!! This really made.me lol thanks

alekrentz 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:41

This is why I am a dog person!

chongcecilia 0

Monday 23 January 2012 15:48

Omfg made me bust the *** up wish my cat did that lol

newburton13 26

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:15

What's a dustbin?

Iheartchristmas 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:10

I'm sorry, this made my day! :D

anongrl5846 19

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:07

Lol

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Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML

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Today, my husband has been out partying all night. While my in-laws didn't ask him a single question, earlier I received more than six calls from them about when I'll be home to cook and clean. Where was I? In the office for the first time after working from home for past 3 years. FML

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Today, my daughter asked me to braid her hair. When I was done, she said Daddy's girlfriend does it better. I wasn't aware we had an open marriage. FML

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Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

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Today, after I found out my uncle took me off my grandma's funeral program, I had to fight to speak. He spent the week taking out his jealousy and anger on me and my sister for being included in her funeral. To everyone else he's played the saint, and the whole family has no idea. FML

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Today, I've been babysitting a 4 month-old for two days. This has made a great impression on my cat, because now I can't sit down without him jumping up and licking my face until I pat his butt and rock him like the baby. FML

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Today, my coworker brought her two children to work again. She's normally a nice lady and pleasant to work with, but around her children she becomes a total bitch, to the point that she screams at them for simply asking her a question. Way to make a long day even more miserable. FML

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Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML

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