Work: WTF just happened?

WTF just happened?

By Carnage23 - 22/11/2014 10:16 - Germany - Essen

Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss then announced that he's coming with us. FML

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By mylifesucks - 02/12/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML

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Great timing!

By Nathan - 28/10/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got back from a holiday to find that my coworkers had prepared a “Welcome Back!” surprise. I pretended to be excited, only for them to awkwardly whisper that it was intended for another coworker, who was on her way back from maternity leave the same morning. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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You deserved it 1 923

By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 06:25 - United Kingdom

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

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By annie - 10/01/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I was told I would also be covering some of my boss's shifts next week. She gets to go on a vacation to Europe with the bonus we earned her last year. That's why she was tightening our deadlines to the point where some of the employees had to hire babysitters for their children so we could stay at work. FML

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By are you kidding me? - 16/05/2016 21:24 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, my boss joined me on my vacation, to "make sure I actually went". FML

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By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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By homeless4Christmas - 24/12/2009 05:54 - New Zealand

Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 21:54 - United States

Today, my boss announced that instead of holiday bonuses being on the cards, the company is going under and we'll all be out of a job next year. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I swapped a shift so I didn't have to work on new year's eve. An hour later I realized I didn't have anyone to spend it with. I swapped it back. I'll be ringing in the new year with my boss. FML

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hard_candy 25

Saturday 22 November 2014 18:21

since you announced it, I'm coming along too.

HarshD9619 34

Saturday 22 November 2014 18:21

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mike552_fml 2

Saturday 22 November 2014 20:32

Michael Scott?

amazinghermit 14

Saturday 22 November 2014 20:53

Happy Holidays! Maybe it was a joke? If it isnt just put in charge of the kids and drink wine all night!

KayDee29 31

Saturday 22 November 2014 22:44

is your boss named Michael Scott?

am_bugg 20

Saturday 22 November 2014 22:55

You could just lie and say that you and your coworker changed your minds and decided not to go but go anyway.

cartedor 18

Sunday 23 November 2014 2:16

your boss is hilarious and very thick skinned

Hash13 13

Sunday 23 November 2014 3:03

I sniff a certain Michael Scott.

yerrkiddingme 2

Sunday 23 November 2014 3:14

Hahahahaha Michael Scott!

justthinkalittle 8

Sunday 23 November 2014 4:41

Michael from The Office, anyone?:) oops... Great minds think alike.. Jinx

Sakuraashita 15

Sunday 23 November 2014 4:49

Maybe you could tell him your flight is sold out and hope he takes the hint?

Dcm210 19

Sunday 23 November 2014 5:10

Isn't that stalking?

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