Transportation, Sex, AITA and Intimacy: WTF lady?

WTF lady?

By headdesk - 25/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Kaneohe

Today, I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car, she looked over at me and said, "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first is when she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By Lazy - 20/09/2009 12:03 - Australia

Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML

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By badhabit - 31/05/2019 22:00

Today, I went out with my ex-girlfriend, with whom I have a good friendship with and am in fact still in love. I picked her up at her house and we had a perfect night together that ended with sex in my car. As I dropped her off, she turned to me and said, "I hope you know we're just friends." FML

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Too tired for this shit

By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 00:02

Today, I met a girl at an airport before an early flight, after I’d only had 3 hours sleep. She moved here for a job in radiology. We joked, laughed, flirted, and parted ways. I told my friend, who asked why I hadn't get her number. I joked I would’ve if she'd been a doctor. He then says, “Radiologists ARE doctors, duh!” FML

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By horny and alone - 04/11/2018 03:00

Today, I went home with my cute coworker. What started out as a little dirty talk and teasing ended with him admitting he was in a terrible emotional place, then sending me home in an Uber so he could sleep. FML

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No time to lose

By Atma - 02/07/2023 03:00

Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML

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Who are you?

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 04:00

Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML

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By Forgetable - 21/04/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML

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By Joshua - 03/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Weatherford

Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML

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Kamon97 23

Wednesday 25 June 2014 15:50

Guess the conversation never took off.

Sebastian2022 22

Wednesday 25 June 2014 15:51

Next time she calls you to ask for a ride, text her "I'm not even picking up the phone". :) easy as that.

Comments

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 26 June 2014 0:31

Let her get her own ride next time.

littlekellilee 45

Thursday 26 June 2014 1:15

I think I'd respond with "Thank god. Now, where do I drop you off?"

allplayedout 20

Thursday 26 June 2014 1:26

Sounds like this girl has spent too much time surrounded by nice guys™ and OP was just caught in the crossfire.

mangelon86 15

Thursday 26 June 2014 2:33

So she asked you to pick her up from the airport during your first convo together? Does she have any friends?

1217jonathan 15

Thursday 26 June 2014 3:11

Did you stop the car?

StellaNox 16

Thursday 26 June 2014 3:39

Can anybody say "awkwaard!"?

Gremlinek 16

Thursday 26 June 2014 3:42

Well she didn't say never just still. Get her Starbucks on a way home and might get you some.

mosquito19 14

Thursday 26 June 2014 3:55

did you pulled your dick out?

XKkim_ 16

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:15

Wow sorry OP taht had to be weird. You were just doing a nice friend thing and helping out. And I agree with some other comments, she could become worse, or maybe she likes you but is just trying to push it out of her head because shes afraid of rejection.

music_is_life22 12

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:44

Your co-worker sounds very sexist, I'm sorry you have to work with someone like that. You're a gentleman for picking her up though, and try not to let her bad attitude bring you down.