WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 664
You deserved it 4 039

Same thing different taste

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ItsAnanya 25

OP, you need to have a nice little chat with your mom about this. And maybe better house security. I would invest in some good locks if I were you.

Kick her out, change the locks, and get a security system. Oh, and get a dog. A big, mean, vicious dog. One that only attacks crazy mothers.

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Well, if you weren't out so late, you'd know how she got into your house.

Dead bolts and an alarm system sound like good invedtments OP

Moms....they're annoying but care about you (too much) have a talk with her if that doesn't help she might need "help"

spartanMKIV 9

change the locks. she is also technically trespassing, so you can call the cops

dont lie you know u still live at home jk but i would get those locks changed

I live with my Uncle while I'm getting back on my feet and he doesn't care when I come home just as long as I'm quiet coming in since his bedroom is right by the front door. Thankfully I can have a big night out on the piss come home smashed and still not make a sound.

My mom once called me to yell at 2am because she was staying at my house to babysit and when she went to the bathroom she thought I was home and found out I wasn't. I was 36. I feel for you. Some mothers just aren't able to see you as an adult. FYL

I would say.“ Mom, this is my house with my rule. so therefore OUT!"

my mom rants at my younger sister who has two semesters left in college for not calling her at nine of her old curfew

kidsgotastinky 11

Plot twist: you live with your mom