Weird and Parents: WTF mom?

WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

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By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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By Katy Avada_80203913 - 20/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By thatguy - 25/06/2011 07:47 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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You deserved it 2 834

By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 13:27 - Costa Rica

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 006

By Anonymous - 17/04/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML

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ItsAnanya 25

Thursday 11 July 2013 15:45

OP, you need to have a nice little chat with your mom about this. And maybe better house security. I would invest in some good locks if I were you.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 11 July 2013 15:47

Kick her out, change the locks, and get a security system. Oh, and get a dog. A big, mean, vicious dog. One that only attacks crazy mothers.

Comments

Devorak2686 9

Thursday 11 July 2013 15:55

You need to teach her what boundaries are. Also new locks... More than one on the door.

beneathitallxx 15

Thursday 11 July 2013 15:56

I'd laugh, tell her to mind her business and kick her out.

BlueFlatts 20

Thursday 11 July 2013 19:46

You'd do that to your own mother at 1 in the morning? Who knows if OP lives within even a hundred miles of his mom. Besides, A mom who is "crazy" enough to check up on her kid randomly at 1am isn't going to leave without a fight.

naxeeb 33

Thursday 11 July 2013 16:01

Gives "helicopter parenting" a whole new definition. Time to change the locks maybe?

purebliss_fml 19

Thursday 11 July 2013 16:03

Mothers and their sons... If there's one thing I've learnt, they don't let go easily.

Bano360 25

Thursday 11 July 2013 16:07

Well, why were you out so late young man? That's well past your bed time. I'm almost sure a few people won't understand that this is sarcasm.

Myo_fml 20

Thursday 11 July 2013 18:31

If you have to explain that it was sarcasm, then the joke probably wasn't very good or clever to begin with.

Bano360 25

Friday 12 July 2013 3:06

Well due to the fact that most FML users seem to not understand or interpret sarcasm well, I decided to say it.

challan 19

Thursday 11 July 2013 16:09

Your mom is a ninja.

Frenchtony 17

Thursday 11 July 2013 16:12

There once was a young lad Who's mother drove tottaly mad He came home late at night On his couch she slept tight It's one, she told him, are you mad ?!

heatheru 5

Thursday 11 July 2013 16:14

boundaries!

olpally 32

Thursday 11 July 2013 16:16

The ****? Kick her ass out. She needs to cut the cord.

WhoWhat_fml 10

Thursday 11 July 2013 16:56

I decided to hire a lock smith to change the locks and install new ones. That should solve it.

punkyboy 11

Thursday 11 July 2013 18:00

that may not be enough you need to tell her that your a grown man and she needs to back off and let you make your own decisions on what you do

Jemm_fml 29

Thursday 11 July 2013 18:36

All mothers want is a little attention, the occasional phone call and a loving gesture now and then. Not any of this silly "how did you get into my house" business.