Love: WTF?

WTF?

By Can't Believe It. - 03/02/2014 20:11 - United States - Fairview

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML

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By Hopeless - 04/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML

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By Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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You deserved it 6 705

By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 7 703

By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

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Cancelled

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML

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You deserved it 8 820

By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By hannahisacooler - 16/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML

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You deserved it 3 875

magicman13 9

Tuesday 4 February 2014 0:43

He is a keeper OP.

mattjamt 16

Tuesday 4 February 2014 0:44

Why reject him in a dream? Dreams are the one place where we can do whatever the hell we want.

Comments

Keattles 14

Tuesday 4 February 2014 0:48

I couldn't even reject! I am not even gay! Just for him ;D well done!

Ghost308 11

Tuesday 4 February 2014 0:56

He has a point haha

chocolatefrog28 29

Tuesday 4 February 2014 0:56

You always take that deal, OP. RDJ should never be denied.

moondoggie 20

Tuesday 4 February 2014 7:09

Agreed,and i'm a guy... That man is one good looking guy. If i was in OPs bf place.... woulda said the same...

it__happens 17

Tuesday 4 February 2014 0:59

Your boyfriend just gave you permission to kiss Robert downy Jr.! Go get get yourself some.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:04

Never let him go...never...he is well worth it..

olpally 32

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:05

Why wouldn't you? It's just a dream you dork! Lol.

Shadowsofthedead 10

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:05

The only thing better than kissing the mouth that kissed the Iron Man would kissing the Iron Man himself, and that's your job... Lucky.

toxic_walrus 15

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:15

See I would WANT my boyfriend to have that outlook. My last boyfriend got pissed off once for getting on stage with and kissing a celebrity. But in no way do I regret it:P

MrRazzle 4

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:17

I get the feeling that "in my dream" should be in there somewhere, otherwise, that probably isn't something you should be proud of. =

toxic_walrus 15

Tuesday 4 February 2014 5:39

Why wouldn't it be? Celebrities are seen as such untouchables and shes one of my favorite dancers. I would think it was totally badass if he got to, I don't see what the big deal is. It was a fun experience and I have 0% history of cheating so idk why it matters. Not like I left him for her or kept seeing her secretly.

cmb8280 24

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:19

Your. Boyfriend. Rocks.

Queen_of_Night 20

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:24

You've obviously got a man with a good sense of humor. Congrats on that OP. On the flip side, you should go and find RDJ get him to kiss you then tell your BF he can kiss the lips that really kissed the Iron Man! :)