WTF?

By Champignon - 01/11/2013 14:17 - Belgium - Brasschaat

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Today, during dinner, my mom told my dad and me in great detail about the "awesome" new cosmetic surgery idea she just had: constructing earlobes for lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit through this until I finished my plate. FML
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Welshite 39

I'd rather have lobeless ears than wear lady parts on my head.

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ByronJess 17

That had to be ear-itating! No...? Okay...

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msunc1 3

http://www.InternetJobWeb.com/?invite=6792 get $25 at sign up and $10 for every person you refer

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Blink_me26 21

I think I'd rather keep my labia than have earlobes.

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nmrg 10

Gross, I like to think of my parents as asexual organisms.

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Epikouros 31

Is your mom Ferengi?

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littledayyy 0

Uhhh its sad when people actually steal conversations off Keeping up with the Kardashians and claim them as their own. Pitiful, OP.

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superzs 10

A: My mom told my dad to listen. B: My mom told me to listen . Now put them together and you get 'My mom told my dad and me to listen". It wouldn't make sense if you said 'My mom told I to listen', right?

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