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By spitball101 - 12/01/2014 05:26 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

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By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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JustBeingAwesome 22

Sunday 12 January 2014 12:15

If that makes him rethink the proposal you should rethink your yes.

hare 19

Sunday 12 January 2014 12:18

You need to learn to swallow not spit

Comments

Asian_lnvasion 8

Friday 17 January 2014 4:42

Well if he truly loves you, then he won't rethink it.

lopesindustries 5

Saturday 18 January 2014 4:32

Hey goofy love is the best love there's no such thing as perfect. Plus if there was it would be boring. I'd chose a goofy relationship over a "perfect" relationship any day

venom_122689 4

Saturday 25 January 2014 11:56

Together for three years and you think hes gonna rethink a propsal because you spit on him? I really wouldnt worry about it because he would have to be a huge asshole to do that...and if he is that much of an asshole.mom.you don't want to spend your life with him. Its a little ridiculous that youre together for three years.....and the worse thing that's happened is getting spat on.

PapiShampoo 5

Friday 31 January 2014 16:19

Stop lying op

drarraise17 4

Friday 28 February 2014 1:49

I guess the old folks were right...keep your mouth open and you'll catch flies. Anyway, if you explain it, he should forgive you. You've been together for a while, so there should have been past experiences like this. Hopefully, the two of you will be able to laugh about this later as an old couple.