Love: YES!

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By spitball101 - 12/01/2014 05:26 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

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By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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That'll be a no from me, dawg

By Anonymous - 25/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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JustBeingAwesome 22

Sunday 12 January 2014 12:15

If that makes him rethink the proposal you should rethink your yes.

hare 19

Sunday 12 January 2014 12:18

You need to learn to swallow not spit

Comments

AxNxNxIxEx12 7

Sunday 12 January 2014 14:38

I would expect him to be worried about you choking, not take back the proposal

ilovefall10 21

Sunday 12 January 2014 14:46

Why would he get mad because of something you couldn't possibly control? Anger problems?

damnit1989 16

Sunday 12 January 2014 15:27

I would've laughed and smiled sweetly hahaha. Did your (hopefully?) fiancé laugh? If so them I wouldn't be worried. I wouldn't be worried unless he actually took the ring back and left mad. Which I doubt if he's worth saying yes to.

jh921971 10

Sunday 12 January 2014 16:53

Shit happens. If he proposed to you a fly won't change him wanting to spend the rest of his life with you.

Solipsist 12

Sunday 12 January 2014 17:48

At least you'll have a great story!! Congratulations!!

Ksweety_fml 27

Sunday 12 January 2014 17:53

If he really loves you, I'm pretty sure he'll propose again!.

babeababe 16

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:21

For better or worse

GogoTheGreat 12

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:49

That'll be a good story for the grandkids!

buckdharma 37

Sunday 12 January 2014 20:31

Now if your tongue darted out and caught the fly... And they lived happily ever after.

SkULFaC3 7

Sunday 12 January 2014 20:51

If he rethinks the proposal, I'm sorry but then he doesn't truly love you, it was a freak thing, he should understand and if not then he's not the one.