You big fanny

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 17:57 - Germany - Hagen

Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML
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Naomimi_fml 6

Six year old badass.

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MrSassypants 33

Then someone breaks into the house with a gun and she takes 'em out with her bare hands. Stone cold killer that little one is.

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devious418 3

Mmmm who's the baby?

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hateevryone 14

So who is babysitting who again?

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Psych101 9

18- Not trying to be too picky, but I think you mean *spiders'. Unless, of course, you meant that particular spider was going to come back for revenge and take over the world... In that case I apologize for the pointless correction.

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lugiratina 3

Uh oh looks like we got a badass over here

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matt98_fml 13

She would be a really good future contestant on Fear Factor.

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Geometric 18

In Soviet Russia, spider squashes you

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Fl9C1 4

That 6 year old showed you who the boss is.

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kyat288 9

Saw that one im moderation... It's supposed to say pussy

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mizuki123 8

Am I the only one that read it as hug instead of huge? Nope? Just me.. I'll go back under my rock now.

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Posthuman 26

I feel you OP. I'm absolutely terrified of just about anything with more than 4 legs. And anything that flies and stings.

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NigerianMedicine 11

Same here. I'm fine with bugs as long as said bug is small. I once woke up to a centipede the size of a sausage sitting inches from my face. I'm fairly certain they heard my scream across the Atlantic.

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Posthuman 26

I was fine until in was about 6 or 7. I'd never seen a swarm of wasps until I was IN one...

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