Intimacy, Sex and Awkward: Living in a bad TV show

Living in a bad TV show

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. Turns out I had sex with her once about 3 months before I met my girlfriend, and had no idea who she was. She’s been “happily” married to my girlfriend's dad for 25 years. I have no idea what to say or do and it’s awkward, so my girlfriend is getting suspicious. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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Coincidence plays tricks on us!

By "Shadley Chase Teladia" - 21/11/2019 19:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I finally got to meet the parents of the girl in which I have been dating for 3 months. I discovered that a month before we started dating, I had a one-night stand with her sister. And a week before that, I had a grinding session with her mother at a bar. No one is saying anything and her father is really bulky. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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Funny story…

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML

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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 05/06/2021 08:00

Today, my mom walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. Later, police turned up because mom thought she was underage. I had to desperately prove to some very angry officers that I met my girlfriend at university, and she’s almost a year older than I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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Surprise surprise!

By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 26/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML

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You deserved it 905

Am I being Punk'd?

By Anonymous - 16/05/2024 19:00

Today, my boyfriend and I introduced our parents to each other, and they seemed to have already met somewhere, so I asked them about it. At first they seemed shifty, then guilty, then admitted everything. They’ve actually known each other for decades as part of the same swingers group. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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tipsyone 22

Saturday 25 March 2023 15:55

Tell them the truth

poopface82 19

Saturday 25 March 2023 20:25

Bear this in mind - as tight-lipped as you both may agree to be, as you continue dating your girlfriend, the probability that one of you will blab will increase and approach 1.

Comments

tipsyone 22

Saturday 25 March 2023 15:55

Tell them the truth

Brightside86 30

Saturday 25 March 2023 17:54

You've got to tell your girlfriend before her mom does.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 March 2023 18:05

Keep your mouth shut. I doubt her mom wants anyone to know about your encounter. Who knows? Maybe one day when the daughter disappoints, you have a handy back-up plan.

poopface82 19

Saturday 25 March 2023 20:25

Bear this in mind - as tight-lipped as you both may agree to be, as you continue dating your girlfriend, the probability that one of you will blab will increase and approach 1.

stickyface 16

Saturday 25 March 2023 21:30

Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 27 March 2023 5:08

Did you know she was married? If so, YDI. If not, YLS. If you genuinely had no idea this woman was your girlfriend's mom, and she was married, yeah, that's a very awkward situation. I don't know which would be worse for your girlfriend - hearing it from you or hearing it from her mother.