By ihatespiders - 05/08/2014 12:31 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old man. FML
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Lavelle1313 11

No shame necessary. Sacrifice the children.

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brettrb 18

Spiders are terrifying. I see nothing wrong with this.

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whatcase 16

Poor spidy, just tell her carry it outside :(

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infected150 27

Forget that kill all the scary little bastards.

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kibster9 20

If it came onto his property, it has the right to die.

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princesspeachxox 18

Show no mercy, it's a sign of weakness, they can smell it and will attack

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Doberman101 29

I would've asked her to burn the whole house down to be completely honest with you.

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Mystery_Unsolved 16

Yeah, let it go so it can breed and then you can have multiple spider sightings. Good idea.

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Doberman101 29

The fact that I got down voted so much. What did I say wrong? It was my first real comment. I feel bad. No shame OP. Spiders deserve to burn in the depths of hell in which they came.

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The_Burrito_Guy 6

But spiders have feelings too. I think it's right to let them go. Now... Where's my flamethrower.

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Rainhawk94 27

#84 do you really care what we think about your comment?

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kost4060 14

#84 I guess some people really don't remember that this is the internet

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Doberman101 29

Not really lmao. I just felt like commenting on the post and was confused as to why I got down voted. I'm totally fine. I'm not gonna cry about it. #93 #94 #91 Btw. You just went against your first statement. Your comment makes zero sense....

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Lavelle1313 11

No shame necessary. Sacrifice the children.

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martin8337 35

Why not. We live in an overpopulated and underfed world:-).

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Epickitty58 29

This guy gets it.

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brettrb 18

Spiders are terrifying. I see nothing wrong with this.

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Nosrebor 8

the other day a brown recluse the size of my hand crawled onto my foot. I nearly died.

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lishabear 21

Yes, the brown recluse is roughly the size of a quarter. You most likely saw a Huntsman's spider. :)

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Doberman101 29

Which is exactly why I said I would've told her to burn down the house. But noo I got down voted. Guess I'm the bad guy. Seems like people get down voted for no reason these days.

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Nosrebor 8

I have very small hands! look at them!

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Samiemud 2

Seriously? I mean come on. It's a COMMENT. Other ppl told u to chill out Also. Get used to it

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TheCrispyCat 20

Spiders don't bother me but damn those beatles scare the shit out of me.

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wotfukm8 18

They were an amazing band I don't see what's so frightening about them. Is it Ringo's nose? Possibly his singing? Actually you're right, very horrifying.

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cakefete2 30

Yes, Alan, but that's only because the beetles have no hands with which to hold a pen.

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cjwayy 22

My grandma's garden is infested with Japanese beetles. They get inside sometimes and they're nasty.

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DeltaDragonxx 20

looks like this is a job for pyroman!

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baseballbv 17

You're doing what's best and needs to be done. I salute you.

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J215B 33

Did you at least arm her with fire?

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RpiesSPIES 27

He probably set her on fire and threw her at the spider.

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HylianTwilight 21

Or he literally armed her with fire...using her arm..with a fire. :I

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magikarpsmurfs 19

At least you're preparing your daughter for real world experiences. Now she'll be able to kill spiders on her own when she's all grown up.

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girI 20

Ah, but how will HE deal with the spiders on his own when she's all grown up, hmm?

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