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By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 04:51 - United States - Burbank

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Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML
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A07 48

Five comments and not a single one advocating dumping, this just might turn out to be a good year.

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Binglebeee 16

Sounds like he's feeling a little immasculated. Just tell him it's first time jitters and it's nothing to worry about, it happens to a lot of people and does not mean he's gay, just a little nervous!

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everythingelena 28

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ManUtdFan743 21

I can think of at least 10 things that would be worse than this in under a minute...

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vsus98 22

Yikes, I could feel that burn through my phone.

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WATERMALONE 15

Damn yall are a bunch of hard asses! I think you made a very valid point #1 yeah worse things could happen but is that really what your thinking about in this particular situation? No your bf couldn't get it up and maybe just maybe could be gay that is the last think you'd want to hear in that moment.

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Mathalamus 24

Maybe you could try some foreplay. He does seem quite nervous.

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Rkikkas9713 25

Being an insensitive asshole isn't attractive. You should try to be a bit nicer to people.

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cheeeksss 29

Sounds like you're the type of person to look at all the negatives in others, 3. Have a heart. Goodness.

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leogachi 15

@3 Did you mean pouting? Because if so, I agree with you.

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epicx22 22

Why would OP dumb him? It could've been his first time.

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GamerG0DDESS 29

I believe it was his first time, he did say "I hope I'm not gay." If he had been with another woman he probably wouldn't have said that because he would be confident in what he likes. I could be wrong, there might be other factors at play here that I'm unaware of.

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epicx22 22

Now that you mention it, that could possibly signify that it's his first time. But, then again, it can signify the opposite. But I'm more on the first time thing.

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Binglebeee 16

Sounds like he's feeling a little immasculated. Just tell him it's first time jitters and it's nothing to worry about, it happens to a lot of people and does not mean he's gay, just a little nervous!

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Elban 20

Really nervous or she's pretty hot and he spilt the milk

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A07 48

Five comments and not a single one advocating dumping, this just might turn out to be a good year.

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Mathalamus 24

wow, it wasn't ruined already? must have been a good year so far. :P

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totallynotemily 25

He might have erectile dysfunction. Get some viagra if this is true

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A07 48

Or it could be his first time

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Kiernan151 25

OP is probably young 7, meaning he likely doesn't have ED, and if he did Viagra wouldn't be the way to go. Eating natural things like ginger will improve bloodflow, giving erections back.

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snowkittyyy 18

Poor guy. I'm sorry that happened on your first time but I'm sure everything will work out! :3

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Steffi3 40

It actually happens to a lot of guys during their first time. Just try again some other time, no worries!

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yniguez09 14

He sounds nervous. Don't be too hard on him!

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laden_swallow09 34

Well, ONE of them has to be! Yes, I know. I'll see myself out.

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