Love: You got what you wanted

You got what you wanted

By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 18:16 - United States - Glendale

Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML

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You deserved it 19 050

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By Really MFer - 28/11/2023 22:00

Today, I saw my husband’s Instagram story of a young lady captioned, “How did I get so lucky?” I took a screenshot of it and sent it to him. His only defense was, “Oh fuck, I meant to post that to my Close Friends! It’s not what it looks like!” He's called me 14 times and has left 6 voicemails of him sobbing to not leave him. FML

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By American Idiot - 20/09/2016 19:25 - United States - Duluth

Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML

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Why do people do this?

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

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You deserved it 151

Egg mode

By Anonymous - 22/11/2020 22:58

Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML

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Stop tagging people

By CatsOutBagsOut - 14/03/2023 20:00

Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML

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You deserved it 3 918

By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

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You deserved it 4 914

We can see you

By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

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You deserved it 62 025

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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You deserved it 4 396

By Embarrassed wife - 21/12/2018 14:00

Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.

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Some people just want to be caught

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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You deserved it 120

Welshite 39

Tuesday 19 August 2014 23:05

You asked for it. Now all those other women will be jealous and beg their husbands to do the same. I never knew relationships had to be cookie-cutter identical.

singer0421 32

Tuesday 19 August 2014 23:05

Social media is not a representation of how happy a couple is. No need to get jealous.

Comments

TogeBara 12

Wednesday 20 August 2014 3:23

YDI. First off you married this guy, you should have known what you were getting into beforehand. Second you shouldn't be asking someone to do something for you just because others do it. What your SO does for you naturally should be enough to express his affection. I had a teacher who once stated that her husband has only told her he loved her once when they got married during the ceremony and never again since. By his train of thought that one time was enough to last the lifetime. Same idea applies here.

XBurytheCastleX 25

Wednesday 20 August 2014 4:08

I really think that you asked for it. Take the pictures yourself!

tashb 17

Wednesday 20 August 2014 4:20

Just leave your phone recording in the bathroom where he can't see it and record him taking a mean one & post it online with the caption "d-bag on the pot". Seems fair enough.

nmg_x 3

Wednesday 20 August 2014 4:21

Called you a bitch too. Your husband is officially a douche

kcgatsby 8

Wednesday 20 August 2014 4:24

just wax his eyebrows off and take a pic together

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 20 August 2014 4:32

Let the prank war begin

mangelon86 15

Wednesday 20 August 2014 4:39

You've been married for quite some time I bet.

vixenfawkeys 5

Wednesday 20 August 2014 4:50

sounds like someone should get a divorce

Demoniq 25

Wednesday 20 August 2014 12:55

Yeah, divorce the man! Throw away whatever time you've shared, money spent, memories made and split any children you may have created! Don't go for counselling or do something silly like TALK about your feelings - become another divorce statistic over a FB bicker!