You must be kidding

By offuckingcourse - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML
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NakedandScared 8

lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.

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FitForFun 11

I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.

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JoseIsAdork 31

look first, kick later. only chuck Norris does this vice versa

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radfab 3

Why are you and your sister kicking each other at your bosses dinner party?

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cho_bee 9

Start looking for a job, now! He, they, whomever will find out; they always do.

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JVIarijke 24

It's not really your fault or anything, but why would you kick your sister in the first place? I don't think that's really acceptable at a dinner with your boss, either. You kind of deserve it for that one.

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doglover100 28

That sucks, but the baby shouldn't have been under there.

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watson1234 11

"Today, I invited my employees to a dinner party. I was sitting at the table with one of them and my daughter dropped her toy, when she went to get it my employee kicked her in the head and have her a mild concussion. FML

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nottheuglyfriend 20

I hit both YDI and FML. The boss should be watching their kid more closely, but you should be more professional, if your sister kicks you don't kick her back like a child would.

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