You must be kidding

By offuckingcourse - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML
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NakedandScared 8

lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.

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FitForFun 11

I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.

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andits 21

Hopefully no one will really know why the baby is crying unless it can talk. Then you're screwed

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ballpython 15

I really hope that the kick was closer to a nudge than a "I'm playing kick ball and am attempting to get a home run".

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Darkblade21 20

Parents need to watch their children, I don't think OP should be held reliable at all. FYL, hope you didn't lose your job.

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angylbane 3

Kick the baby! No... Don't kick the baby!

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bkolek 13

Well maybe they shouldn't let the baby run free at a dinner party. It's not like you knew.

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lifestory2 5

What was the baby doing crawling under the table? Gross.

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cookie1207 19

Best fml ever. I almost peed on my pants laughing!!!!

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jayystephaniee 9

Play it off as an accident. That's what I would do! It's not your fault their child is crawling under a crowded table!

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Kelsey_709 9

Holy shit! That's terrible, but I did a nervous, scared laugh when I read this. I get that it was an honest mistake; I just hope you didn't kick hard. Babies and toddlers are tough, though. They've got hard heads, which is good, since they're always bumping into things and falling. I don't think you deserved it since there's no way you could've known, but damn, that's a scary situation.

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