You must be kidding

By offuckingcourse - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML
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lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.

I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.

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OK .... So why was the little rug rat crawling under the table in the first place ???? Really ? The parents should watch their kid a little bit better. Hey Just sayin ....................

Well at least you didn't punch it like David hasselhoff

That's awful but you weren't to know the baby was there. Hope the baby is ok, and your sister feels suitably guilty seeing as you would not have kicked out if she hadn't done it first.

They shouldn't have let their child be crawling around under the table. You may feel bad but I think the parents are at fault there.

skyeyez9 24

I hope to God you didn't admit to kicking the baby!! Nobody saw you do it and its a good way to get fired and everybody to hate you.

that's... horrible. you should be fired. I'd flip if you did that to my kid.

lmao !! Most surprising fml for a while

Asshole. It's their house they can let their baby do whatever it wants. You deserve it for being childish and fighting with your sister. And by the way yes I do have siblings, but there comes a time when you learn to grow the hell up.

Its not your fault. Its theirs for not watching their brat.

Work rule number one: don't kick anybody. If kicking a baby isn't a YDI, I don't know what is.