Awkward and Work: You must be kidding - FML

You must be kidding

By offuckingcourse - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

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NakedandScared 8

Tuesday 6 August 2013 15:59

lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.

FitForFun 11

Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:00

I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.

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BigTone36 3

Thursday 7 May 2015 2:00

Bwaaaaahhhaaaaa!!! Douche bag

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 14 May 2023 7:37

Sssshhh... no one knew it was actually you that kicked the baby, right? Just act shocked and they'll never know. Unless the table was glass, in which case, oops. But in all seriousness, if there were a bunch of people present, why was the baby crawling around on the floor, anyway?

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