Love: You OK, hun?

You OK, hun?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2016 08:43

Today, I got to meet the guy that I have been talking to over a dating website. We were having a great time, at least until I managed to randomly fall asleep in front of him. I spent the rest of the day sending text messages trying to explain to him that I suffer from narcolepsy. FML

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By Ella - 05/07/2011 11:48 - Australia

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By nightxxtime - 10/01/2017 14:39

Today, a guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I haven't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By sleepingonmydesk - 29/06/2015 09:28 - United Kingdom - Longfield

Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML

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By Grace - 17/10/2018 03:00

Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML

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By OPforonepiece - 19/02/2016 14:38 - Netherlands - Delft

Today, I was talking to a customer and I actually fell asleep for a couple of seconds. I can honestly say she wouldn't stop talking and didn't even notice me snoring. FML

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By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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chirstinap325 23

Thursday 1 December 2016 1:02

If it happens just like that maybe you should disclose that to people just as a precaution in the future.

Googolman 29

Thursday 1 December 2016 1:01

If he doesn't accept that you have a medical condition then he's probably not worth it.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 1 December 2016 4:40

Falling asleep on a date is the second most wounding you can do to a guy. #1: Asking "is it in?"

J_Kertz 14

Saturday 3 December 2016 22:40

This made me laugh. The people who downvoted should be sterilized.

zeusdom 15

Thursday 1 December 2016 6:17

Not that he should have any problem with it cuz that would be shitty, but it would definitely be nice to know ahead of time if your date is going to fall asleep on you lol

greeniegenius 19

Thursday 1 December 2016 6:45

Try to assure him it isn't contagious (some people are that stupid) I hope you have been able to contact him and have another date And like others have said, if he isn't understanding, he's probably not worth it!

The_Bleeder 13

Thursday 1 December 2016 8:00

I honestly thought this was gonna go a different way when OP said fell asleep..

ChristinePi 36

Thursday 1 December 2016 8:08

I'm not sure why you wouldn't have mentioned that before since it happens randomly.

anarchy_dropzz 11

Thursday 1 December 2016 8:58

Don't worry, I'm sure if he liked the first date as much as you did he wouldn't have minded too much :) Especially if you have a medical condition. People get too scared about these things, first dates don't always have to go absolutely perfectly for you guys to end up happy together :)

cumminsncope 4

Saturday 3 December 2016 17:13

You didn't think to explain that beforehand? Dumbass.

centaursTesticle 19

Tuesday 6 December 2016 2:16

I've got narcolepsy too! Based on the way you worded this post, it sounds like he got angry at you or left while you had a sleep attack? And then you had to explain it a lot to him? If that's the case (correct me if it isn't) **** him lmao. Even the people who know about my condition are concerned and a lil worried when I fall asleep. He has no business being annoyed at you for something that a) you can't control and b) has nothing to do with him anyway