Running late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
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toelie 26

Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?

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justsayfuck 5

Obviously he is not the right guy for you, forget about him and move on.

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msshaye 0

that sucks! maybe it wasnt meant to be? gl on future first dates...

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KingDingALing 9

Tell him to suck your dick, OP ;D

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brianjman14 22

Why would you wait 2 hours? I would've called after 30 minutes. But still, the guy was a dick, so FYL.

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justsayfuck 5

Obviously he is not the right guy for you, forget about him and move on.

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SunshineBoy21 0

#2 - Exactly, not the one - so, next! Additionally, this was a 'first' date - better you learned now what an asshole he is, than two kids later! ps. #2 we have same bday, Scorpio's rule :)

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sourgirl101 28

Sounds like everyone's parents were getting "busy" around Valentine's Day! (: Hearts&Flowers.

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toelie 26

Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?

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RODEOqueen 0

That's what I was thinking! She's obviously desperate for a date to wait that long, and you just look pathetic if you call and say you're still waiting two hours later.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Yep. Unless he or she calls to explain, half an hour and one call attempt is a pretty generous cutoff, IMO. Someone who'll keep you waiting that long without the common courtesy of a phone call wouldn't warrant initiating any further communication, either. Respect yourself and move the **** on.

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roxyluv 0

go over to his house and spill ice cold water on him "oopsy daisy"

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perdix 29

Why weren't you at his house making him a sammich? I don't think it's going to work out between you two.

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gymnasticslover4 0

you're awesome. i agree . you should be makin him a sammich for when he gets up!

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roxyluv 0

6 are u saying that cause she's a girl she gotta cook for the guy?

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Kanvis78 0

Of course not!! Unless he said he wanted that sammich toasted!

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mmastermetallica 0

ha-HA!! / win!

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twinny_sc 13

Lol I'm a girl and even I found 35's comment to be a win! :D

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Mirorbo 26

That's an early sign that it's just not going to work out darling... unless you got the time and date wrong.

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2muchshyt 0

lol if she got that wrong She needed that to happen to her... is any1 tht dumb?

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sapphirestar 0

this guy sux! you should find another guy. good luck op! :)

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