Money, Cats and Animals: You owe me $5, kitty

You owe me $5, kitty

By georgia819 - 21/05/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 542

You deserved it 4 325

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Bottom line

By strangeprincess - 09/09/2019 16:00

Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 891

You deserved it 311

By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 056

You deserved it 14 813

Alas…

By Mum2be - 15/08/2021 04:01

Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 036

You deserved it 125

How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 206

You deserved it 150

Up and down

By Thanks, but... - 09/09/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 711

You deserved it 96

By jnr1234 - 20/06/2012 02:15 - United States - Princeton

Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 630

You deserved it 2 478

Emotional rollercoaster

By chynna - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Evansville

Today, I paid $325 to have the vet tell me that my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, she just had anxiety shits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 906

You deserved it 6 743

Cats and Cars

By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 613

You deserved it 5 915

By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 854

You deserved it 4 625

By oneillrox - 03/11/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 838

You deserved it 4 394

HyotonXHaku 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:27

Wow. That's awful, dude. I'm sorry.

Shalalalalala 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:27

Awww, I'm sorry about your cat. xx

Comments

x____sisi 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:54

#6- The cat sort of suffered a bit longer, that's why it's considered inhumane I guess. I'm sorry about your kitty! I have 5. My baby just died in October, he had cancer and stuff so we put him to sleep. :(

thattickles 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:54

Today, this happened and the next morning... what are you psychic? your cat's dying tomorrow? Sometimes the FML format doesn't work out. Anyway sorry about your cat

tornado87 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:55

#23, would you prefer a close family member of yours to die in fear on a hospital bed or comfortable at home surrounded by loved ones?

lobstar 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:58

Wow that's terrible. Your cat died and you're worried about five bucks?

scb197 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:59

you deserve it cuz you were so worried about 5 bucks. asshole

onigiriqueen 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:02

YDI because you didn't pay for your cat to die in your kitchen. You paid for a really shitty vet to tell you a really shitty lie. There is a definite difference.

i_live2fly 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:06

wow i am so sorry, talk to a layer, sue those bastards at the vet

tgd4444 9

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:08

go beat the shit out of the vets sorry about your loss

genius_man16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:09

I agree with #16 I agree that everyone has gotten really sue happy, but this is too far. Your vet might have been able to prevent this if he/she wasn't such a dumbass. FYL for sure, i can't imagine what i'd do if that were my kitty :( I'm so sorry.

schizoid_fml 3

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:09

your FML seems to be that you paid $5 extra and not the fact that your beloved pet died. sucks yes but it's only $5 i'll send you the money if you really want it back.