You played yourself

By anon - 25/03/2013 18:31 - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

So you tasered your balls? That must have stopped the life out of them. Taser them again to bring them back.

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hryffff 11

Holy crap that must have hurt like hell

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roflstomp716 19

I bet you were shocked when you woke up(;

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Reaper1984 13

sounds like a stupid idea that made out for a shocking experience

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Thr33to16 8

Hand your balls over. Now.

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Thr33to16 8

Sure, if the price is right.

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madisonnnnn13 11

I'm a girl and I still feel the pain of that "joke".

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error404n0tf0und 21

how shocking! pun intended

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Kittycorn 17

If I had balls, I would probably end up in this kind of situation.

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error404n0tf0und 21

I'm sure you do

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SMHsohard 22

When I read the words "so drunk" I knew this wasn't going to end well. I probably wouldn't be much help to someone in your situation, as I would be having difficulty breathing from laughing too hard. On the bright side, as a parent, I feel that the punishment most likely fits the crime, and now the worst you have to look forward to is all your friends telling you to check yourself out on YouTube.

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DanielleinDC 33

I think any FML that starts with "I was so drunk" or any variation thereof is going to end up being a YDI. And anything that says you're doing something "as a joke" or that you thought it would be funny not only has Darwin potential but is also a YDI.

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