By grossed out - 25/03/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
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TorisaurusRexxx 10

I would tell you to install parental controls and site blocks, but that can't even keep 11-year-olds off of those sites.

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TorisaurusRexxx 10

I would tell you to install parental controls and site blocks, but that can't even keep 11-year-olds off of those sites.

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lilhellian 26

It really depends on the program and the tech snarts of the person.. I have personally seen some lil kids getting past good securiry..

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green2go 14

Tec snarts. Some one doesn't have auto correct

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lilhellian 26

Don't throw stones in a glass house.. It's tech..

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

42 - I prefer to follow the philosophy of not throwing stones at people regardless of housing situation :)

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Wimoweh 10

Not to be that guy, but don't throw stones in a glass house...he said house, not people.

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fdupagain 11

Don't throw stones while in a glass house. Throwing stones. At people. They throw them back. Shatter glass house. Its an old saying, I can't believe it has to be explained. For the ignorant, it means to not insult someone when you are guilty as well. Any questions?

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MDTeddy 13

It is only a virus. Just run a an anti virus program in safe mode and take out the virus. Free ones don't work well so don't bother. Also, never let anyone borrow your laptop unless you trust them. Also, there are safe **** websites. I guess Op's friend doesn't know one.

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WillTay 8

How do you know the hairs were pubic?

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dunebro 15

Do you mean sites about how to shave your balls?

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MsSoulReaper 27

Email his professor what? A picture of his hairy penis? >.< that's just nasty

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MsSoulReaper 27

For clarification, I know what OP's friend actually used the laptop for. Still very nasty and inappropriate if you ask me.

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allskollfukurmom 2

Cleveland voice

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jojimugo 20

Which is worse , stickiness or public hair?

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hellobobismyname 24

36, sticky public pubic hairs are the worst.

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friedchickenpie 14

My god, I think we've found Sherlock Holmes!

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Cupcake040 17

Thanks tips!!!!! Never woulda figured that one out I'm sure we would all be stumped without your help!!!

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rattusrattus 18

Nah, he was emailing his college professor. He just didn't say what *kind* of email he was sending...

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potatosareawesom 7

he could of just downloaded a virus doing something else and it could of been a hair from somewhere else or from op

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sacmaster 11

55- *have Sorry. The of/have confusion bugs the shit out of me.

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Rababco 29

@16 If #6 is Sherlock Holmes then who's John Watson?

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Dean3000 6

never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever lend your laptop to anyone, even a friend. Treat it like your car!

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insertnameherr 11

Or you could just lend your stuff to more respectful and responsible people.

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xr0517 10

sometime it's just hard to see what someone is like

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heinous966 15

Maybe his "professor" was the star of a student-teacher type porno? Either way, he should have at least cleaned up his pubes.

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Darkasnight1717 8

Yeah but at least now he knows not to let that friend borrow his laptop ever again

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fdupagain 11

He should sell the friend the computer, for a lot of money, and buy a new [untainted] computer.

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Mirailecious 23

This is why we can't do nice things. :(

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hashshim 23

*have. This is why we can't HAVE nice things. That comment was so close to perfect.

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challan 19

Well, that's the best class ever.

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