You're barred

By sarahhbear - 17/11/2012 06:42 - United States - Bryan

Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and scare me in the grocery aisle at the store. I screamed and jumped, knocking half the shelf's contents all over the floor. We're now banned from the only grocery store in town. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Aisle tell you one thing: you should've gone all by your shelf. You should check-out the other possibilities in your local area.

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xxmollyxx 25

That's harsh. Hopefully you can convince them to let you back in soon!

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superminty 18

There's usually quite a few crazies at the grocery store where I live, but in this case they're just being overly punitive. Bake cookies for the employees and bribe them with sweet, chocolatey goodness.

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Cathrin 26

That's a good plan, but where can she buy the ingredients now?

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superminty 18

Good bribery is perhaps worth a trip out of town.

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klovemachine 24

Change your name, dye your hair, wear 5 inch heels, wear big sunglasses, and put a pillow under your shirt to look pregnant...that should do the trick :)

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wannabesinger 16

Brush up on your management skills and open your own grocery store

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Brotha_Lou 5

Anybody could have done it, if it was that easy.

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lokman_fml 7

39 - thanks for pointing out 27 was NOT being sarcastic as some people just don't get when it is or isn't being used

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Megan98 18

That happened to my family too! My brother put two fingers to my moms back(like a gun). Then said "hand over the purse". She started screaming down the aisle... That was pretty embarrassing.

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cobi45 2

If the zombies start coming, you're screwed.

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manaallovesfmls 19

Omg. My brother did that to me at the mall. FML

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CeeCee_fml 16

Banning you from the only grocery store in town because you knocked over some items seems a bit excessive. I can understand them doing that if you stole something. But for an accident?

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drewflav 17

Might've appeared intentional to the investigating employee. We've never banned for true accidents or carelessness (though we might scold them for it if the product was pricey) but intentional damage of any size generally called for banning. If management thought you appeared sketchy that wouldn't have helped your case either. I would've apologized profusely and offered to clean the mess up. Next time be more careful though; that way they won't considering banning you again.

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doglover100 28

That seems silly for banning you from the only grocery store in town. You knocked down some things, it's not like several shelves knocked down like a domino.

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perfectflower 12

Tell them u have terrest? Or ur brother is a retarded ninja?

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