Cars, Sexism, Bikes and Transportation: You're the ass

You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 397

You deserved it 27 913

By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 14:39 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML

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You deserved it 5 086

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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You deserved it 1 554

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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You deserved it 205

By Diffy - 26/04/2012 11:49 - United States - Woburn

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

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You deserved it 2 178

Denial

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 457

You deserved it 3 751

By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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You deserved it 25 628

Sorry!

By My hip hurts - 23/01/2023 01:00

Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML

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You deserved it 111

By hendrixisgod86 - 15/05/2015 18:48 - United States - Crestview

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML

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You deserved it 2 145

Zestus 19

Monday 26 August 2013 8:55

so you were the victim of a hit on and run?

Branflakes78 13

Monday 26 August 2013 8:55

At least you got a Nice Ass!?

Comments

brianabearx3 14

Monday 26 August 2013 11:07

Hey at least you got a compliment, kinda.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 26 August 2013 16:46

I'm sure that would have been nice at her funeral. *I'm sorry she's dead, but she sure had a nice ass*

xemrx 13

Monday 26 August 2013 11:12

That's repulsive that he would say something like that in general, and especially after he almost hit you. Also, if he almost hit you because of your "nice ass", then he should not be driving, since clearly he proved he could be a danger to others.

DickSniffer 13

Monday 26 August 2013 11:23

Rednecks...

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 26 August 2013 13:11

Actually, the rednecks I know would've gotten out of the vehicle and made sure she was okay. I'm sure there are some that would leer, but on the whole they're courteous people.

andruszko 2

Monday 26 August 2013 15:49

Actually I know plenty of rednecks who would get out of the vehicle just to leer, not caring whether or not she's okay. You've just posted a false stereotype. Good try though. There's a difference between being a redneck and being from the country. I know plenty of straight up legit gangsters and thugs who would get out of the vehicle to make sure she's okay. Does that mean they're good people on the whole? No. No it doesn't.

elly94 23

Monday 26 August 2013 11:32

I would have said, Yeah a nice ass won't kill me..

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 26 August 2013 12:54

What an asshole. I'm glad you weren't injured though op!

Inked0803 12

Monday 26 August 2013 13:19

Get the license plate number and report a stolen vehicle. Karma is a bitch

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 26 August 2013 16:48

Not sure how it works in canada, but filing a false police report can get you in serious legal trouble.

Inked0803 12

Monday 26 August 2013 18:30

I don't live in Canada number one and number two the call is always anonymous and third he was driving like a dick and should be off the road. I was born,raised and live in the US and know very well how the legal system works in American thanks.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 26 August 2013 18:41

OP is from Canada. And you would be filing a false report. Just calling in and claiming a car is stolen is not going to get the cops to do anything. You have to file a report.

rememberkids 14

Monday 26 August 2013 21:41

I got hit by a car while riding my bike 2 weeks ago. The claims process is already time consuming and annoying enough going thru ICBC. Filing a false report and exaggerating in front of a police officer, the driver, my brother, and numerous witnesses would not look good.

Inked0803 12

Monday 26 August 2013 21:45

Well round here when someone does shit like that it gets handled. S'all I'm sayin cuz dumb shit like that causes people to get hurt cuz people wanna drive like assholes

Merrqe 11

Sunday 8 September 2013 12:23

Why do you take your pics like a *****?

zafan123 6

Monday 26 August 2013 13:34

Nice ass

dinagdotphoto 13

Monday 26 August 2013 14:02

Canadians have been breaking stereotypes left and right lately! More left, than right, actually..

Sarah2435_fml 5

Monday 26 August 2013 17:21

Yeah. Not all Canadians are nice. We don't say eh and we don't constantly say sorry. It's ******* annoying! These stereotypes are ******* annoying. So are the jokes.