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By twat - 23/01/2009 06:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality, he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML

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You deserved it 7 866

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By rkaneki - 09/11/2019 20:00

Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over 2 months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me 7 years ago. I fell for him twice. FML

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You deserved it 1 497

Classic lineup

By LonelyInLove - 17/02/2023 08:00 - United States - Methuen

Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML

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You deserved it 153

By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 02:49 - Canada - Regina

Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML

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You deserved it 37 189

By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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You deserved it 6 486

By UniGrad2019 - 26/01/2016 04:54 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

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You deserved it 2 005

Murphy's law

By murphyslaw948 - 27/11/2019 05:00

Today, I fall for a guy after 3 years of being celibate, after he shows all the signs of being into me. Turns out, he likes my best friend who is dating another guy I liked and was just using me to compensate for her unavailability. Guess I am really a walking, talking example of Murphy's law. FML

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You deserved it 239

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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You deserved it 3 967

By EmDa - 21/04/2011 14:44 - India

Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of 4 months obsessing over that shithead. FML

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You deserved it 64 891

Misleading

By Anonymous - 25/10/2023 20:00

Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 793

You deserved it 148

Thanks for nothing

By BrittanyP - 25/06/2023 12:00

Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 626

You deserved it 273

Sipos 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 11:49

People aren't always right for each other

Fleur_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 11:51

Saaaaame thing happened to me. I feel for ya.

Comments

SamJHalfSTAR 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:37

Who says fancy? lol Well, FYL indeed my friend. Guys a douche and deserves to be smacked. At least you're not ugly. :D

arsenalfcboy 6

Saturday 26 September 2009 21:52

"who says fancy?" Pretty much the whole English speaking world outside North America.

crownlogic 25

Thursday 13 October 2011 5:58

Well, there's Canadian crossover t.v. stars to musicians coining phrases like "You fancy, huh?" and also anyone in relation to coming up with the brand FancyFeast. If you'd fancy a few examples.

xninix_fml 36

Friday 26 July 2013 4:50

Being the op is from the UK its not that much of an uncommon word to them.

Recon13x 9

Sunday 24 July 2016 18:36

The guy is douche and deserves to be smacked because he doesn't like her personality? Wow.

BMC6 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:40

That means your a bitch

Aimee231 0

Monday 13 July 2009 20:28

what do expect if your an essex girl? my bestfriends(whos a man) girlfriend is an essex girl & he hates her!

amaneylandx3 0

Friday 24 July 2009 7:01

fancy? really, who says that anymore? grandma jones?

LikeOhMahGoose 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 10:20

UK dumbass.

Cambridge_Boy89 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:48

Since when does the country have anything to do with it? Our country is an amazing one it has faults but all do... and we all mess up in relationships just learn to know the guy before hand next time. Oh and we say fancy because its what the UK says get over it. God save the queen =)

Noxic 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:21

Looks will only get you so far.

LoosechangeXxXx 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:50

This isn't really an FML an FML is when something like big happens, a guy you don't like doesn't like you who gives.

travey 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:22

if you are very attractive and he stops liking you when he gets to know you.... well you must either be as fun as a rock or a complete biotch. I'm just sayin....... the truth can suck.