Weddings, Accident and Miscellaneous: You tried

You tried

By JT. - 26/09/2015 13:08 - Luxembourg

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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By holladaddy - 24/02/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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Some kind of foreshadowing

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 06:00

Today, my wife expressed how much she misses going out dancing, so I told her I'd be glad to work on my two left feet with her. She said, "I already tried to teach you" before lamenting the time she's missed out on dancing with the cowboy guys she used to dance with. She's now watching dance videos 10ft away, looking all sad. FML

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By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2016 11:28 - United States - Lansing

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

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individual00 14

Sunday 27 September 2015 11:01

Taking breakdancing a little too literally there. Hope she's ok.

BeautifulChaos27 37

Sunday 27 September 2015 11:06

At least you tried! Nobody else was trying to cheer her up it seems.

Comments

FusionPlacebo 26

Sunday 27 September 2015 13:12

Aww that's so sweet, though! I really hope she's okay. Feel good about yourself. You seem like a sweetheart =]

mustangbravo 27

Sunday 27 September 2015 13:14

I hope she gets better soon.

vikky538 28

Sunday 27 September 2015 13:20

Its the thought that counts OP

puckslut14 7

Sunday 27 September 2015 13:40

not many people would have done that, props to you man! as for her, I hope for a speedy recovery and I'm sure that she knows you meant nothing but the best.

teentee401 36

Sunday 27 September 2015 14:48

It sucks that happened but it's upset sweet that you asked her to dance. I'm sure she realized it was an accident and is still thankful for the sweet gesture.

Enzymatic 14

Sunday 27 September 2015 14:49

the thought is sweet but lets be logical most all people are fragile and there for dancing isnt the right way to go about it. how do you manage to break her arm anyway? were you hip hop dancing or something? seriously

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 27 September 2015 21:05

It says it clearly, she fell. Probably tripped on one of OP's two left feet or something and that could happen no matter what dance style you choose. I'm thinking it was probably a more sedate, slow dance.