Work: You tried

You tried

By Anonymous - 23/09/2014 21:12 - United States - Denver

Today, after a solid month of hard work, I finally finished modeling and animating a 3D insect character for a scene. After presenting it to the rest of my team, one of my teammates pointed out that it looks exactly like a flying penis. FML

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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By BYUwildchild - 17/12/2010 16:23 - United States

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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By dumblond - 14/08/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

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By Fuzy - 15/12/2008 03:24 - France

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By goodbyefriend - 21/08/2012 16:56 - United States - Worcester

Today, after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate and stayed alive long enough to turn into a butterfly, it finally did. Before it could fly free, a bird turned it into a snack. FML

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By dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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By Tickdick - 24/03/2017 21:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I got out of the shower and noticed a tiny leaf on my penis. With legs. Squirming. I have a new nickname. FML

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worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:13

What a dick

tygerarmy 35

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:17

It's not flying, it's falling with style!

Comments

xx_alexmagm_xx 12

Wednesday 24 September 2014 16:16

Damn dude...

mydadpulledout 17

Wednesday 24 September 2014 16:41

Reminds me of that Everybody Loves Raymond episode when Marie made the abstract ****** sculpture on accident.

ericapalooza 8

Wednesday 24 September 2014 16:42

why didn't you ask for people's opinions while working on it?

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 24 September 2014 17:29

Now to sell the character to makers of sex ed videos.

NPN_Scorpio 16

Wednesday 24 September 2014 17:54

Freud is amused.

kyu_Q 19

Wednesday 24 September 2014 19:49

Sometimes art is a representation of what the mind is focusing on most. or subtle messages from the subconscious. time for you to get laid.

ladymunchkin742 11

Wednesday 24 September 2014 23:30

Red Balls give you wings.

skychu 18

Wednesday 24 September 2014 23:46

Freudian slip? ;) Has OP been having a bit of a dry spell?

Solano2580 24

Thursday 25 September 2014 2:20

YDI for taking it to heart

MissLamps 8

Thursday 25 September 2014 7:09

Hi everyone, OP here. I initially submitted this for the hell of it, but since it got published, I decided to get an account. :) First I would like to say that this is actually for a student project in our environment design class. I would like to reassure you that it is not a finished product yet, and I have already made changes. To those of you who told me that I deserve it for not using concept art, you would be absolutely right. However, I DID have concept art, and it was viewed by all my professors and teammates throughout the course of making it. It really wasn't until yesterday when one of my teammates suddenly switched on her dirty mind. NONE of my professors or classmates noticed, and I definitely didn't notice either until yesterday. We all had a really good laugh about it, and luckily I am really good at ZBrush, so I can fix it really fast. it won't look phallic once it gets textured either. Thank you for the feedback, fellow CG artists!! (there seems to be quite a few of you).