Sex, Embarrassing and Intimacy: You tried - FML

You tried

By Loveless - 10/09/2009 06:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Spicy

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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By GiveADogABone - 15/10/2015 22:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

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Sorry little buddy

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 06:00

Spicy

Today, during quite vigorous unprotected sex with my partner, I got a bit over-excited and on the pullout, my ejaculate shot from me, across my partner, and hit the dog who had decided to jump on the bed. My partner found it hilarious; I feel like I'm going to hell. FML

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By Sully - 07/02/2010 00:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML

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Slapstick

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 04:00

Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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werzal 5

Thursday 10 September 2009 13:24

Sorry... but thats FUNNY Im ROTFL!!

Pastor_Rich 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 12:57

big freaking deal, at least u were getting laid

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LOLgasmic123 9

Friday 18 September 2009 5:45

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ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 29 September 2009 22:08

So you got it on... doggy style???

Nighta9 0

Friday 13 November 2009 3:03

...cheezy

Mystic69_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 19:52

Lmao!

somename1223132 5

Tuesday 3 November 2009 5:15

Wow epic fail it would be funnyer if tje basket fell down the stairs

terror_twins 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 10:04

Lmao.

zeeble 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:57

is nobody else surprised that they have the dog in their room whilst having sex?!

sunshine223 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 0:48

ouch

thirdbase1733 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 0:31

nope.

Nadinek98 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 3:55

the dog likes u in the basket :P who knows maybe Ur guy thought that was uber sexy

tk1235 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 3:46

lmao

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