You've been served

By Anonymous - 27/04/2017 04:00

Today, my recent ex-boyfriend stopped by my house with a well-dressed man. He reached into his pocket and handed me records that "prove" he never cheated on me. Oh, and the man next to him? His lawyer, who gave me a summons to court over payment for the items I smashed when I dumped him. FML
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bobsanction 18

That's what you get for breaking shit.

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Glowworm56 26

I don't know why, but I love how the ex boyfriend brought the lawyer with him to the OP's house.

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zeroramiro2 4

That's why you never retaliate against anyone. Good for him to take action to get his compensation for the damages.

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bobsanction 18

That's what you get for breaking shit.

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Glowworm56 26

I don't know why, but I love how the ex boyfriend brought the lawyer with him to the OP's house.

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raz0rf0x 8

if she's crazy enough to break stuff then I'd being a lawyer, too. And maybe a cop

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hunterseal 18

well if you went off so psycho maybe he dodged a bullet,good thing it was his stuff and not his life. Well ydi,pay up and get some anger management classes.

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ThatHorse 15

I mean, if he actually went to a ******* lawyer and served you personally, then he's probably not lying about having never cheated. That's an awfully expensive path to take if he had.

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crazyindynathan 13

That's what she gets for digging her key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, among other damages.

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talaswolf 20

Do you think she carved her name into his leather seats after taking a Louisville slugger to both headlights?

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Goblin182 26

Even if he had cheated she had no right to destroy his property.

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WeirdUS 29

Cheating is an asshole move but not illegal breaking someones shit is. You deserved it for breaking his stuff. If that's what you do I'm wondering how you handled disagreements in the relationship.

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Druu 53

Ah, finally an FML from the point of view of the "psycho ex-girlfriend." Refreshing!

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species4872 19

How can a comment with 30 likes 2 dislike be moderated?

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anaheimangels40 11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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Arashikage 18

I seriously hope you're not looking for sympathy you 100% deserve what's coming

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KittyMack 13

What I wanna know is: What records can prove faithfulness? His cel or internet history might show no messages if he banged someone from his work, or someone he picked up in a bar.

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Pixiewolfe 46

Maybe a tight schedule with alibis from work/gym etc..?

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