You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 306

Same thing different taste

Top comments

This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

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truepanda 2

ur an idiot. lock the door next time.

That's what you get for being creepy......

joebo3 5

So you went full Harry Potter and got caught playing with your wand infront of Muggles XDD

Sorry op, your mum should've knocked first, but I definitely think you deserve this for trying to rub one out during a party.

You so pathetic. Seeing someone and immediately going to fap. Grow up

creepy creepy creepy...control yourself please

You felt the need to wank your willy just from seeing someone?

1. You saw a person you found attractive and immediately ran to your room to **********