You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 309

Same thing different taste

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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

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You should have LOCKED THE DOOR, dumb ass.

Diannaa 0

Lol omg I love all the different ways people say ********** :) But anyway I don't think it was smart to do that at a party... No ones perfect though, FYL I would die if i got caught touching myself lol...

can the dog teach u how to lock the door?

@SituationMan my dog can too! But he can only open the doors that push so he locks himself in the garage for hours until someone remembers him ^_^

u attention stealing asshole that was ur dogs moment n u go n take his moment from him now everybody was prolly talkin about u all night instead of your heroic dog

That's why you never do that when guests are in the house. It's risky enough with family around. You definitely deserved it.

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happybillie 0

oh!she's sexy gotta go get it on!!woww:O