You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 306

Same thing different taste

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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

Comments

You probably not old enough to know fast times at ridgemont high. But this is what it reminds me of.

DoNotEnter 5
Prinzessin92 0

You could have just went to the bathroom^^

Why didn't you just bang her instead of go and jack off? I would gave at least tried to make some moves if an "extremely beautiful guest" was at my house.

TuteSweet 13

I guess you both came at the wrong time?

ex_ff 9

Yeah....time to invest in a lock

e_stone_85 3

I say she could have used another door. Sorry pal.

P1Nk13 7

so you took one look at a person and had to go jack off???? when a party is going on right down the hall???? wtf?

shawayzeee_fml 12

seriously what kind of weirdo has to ********** just by looking at someone fully clothed!? Dude you have a problem