You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
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A_Guy 0

This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

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mehungie2 3

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

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xFIRMbutGENTLEx 0

Wow. But really. YDI for going down on yourself with guests over. But still FYL for having parents like mine. Thank god for college right?

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banana_buddy 6

Can anyone say 13 way? I see this playing out into a beautiful porno masterpiece ;)

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xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7

YDI, everyone knows u tame the beast in the bathroom, mainly for convenience and privacy.

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snickers98 0

wooow you seriously couldn't have waited. you must jack off like 10 times a day.

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Natalie403 6

Epic. but if you knew that there were lots of strangers in your house, you should've locked the door. Heck, even if just your family was home, you should lock the door. YDI

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mylifesucks12345_fml 0

I don't know what to tell you other than ask you why you did that

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