Kids and Love: You won't know him, he goes to a different school - FML

You won't know him, he goes to a different school

By jennavankirk - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year-olds about having a boyfriend. FML

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Arsonnist 3

Friday 23 July 2010 9:14

Did they ask you out or something?

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 23 July 2010 9:12

You're a phony.

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thetweak70 2

Saturday 24 July 2010 7:56

lmao loser

jordanlite 16

Saturday 24 July 2010 8:23

wow pathetic.

PLLgirls 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 7:43

thats just sad :(

soccerlover1234 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:24

aww I feel 4 u op;(

mandy_jo_94 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:28

ha. i had to do that yetsterday cause some 8 year olds were following me when i was taking a walk. i had to say i had a bf to get them to stop following me.

curlyqtie 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:26

I would probably do the same :O

HBoks 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:24

kids can be mean...

werx 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:31

why? also did you lie by saying you had one or by saying you did not? because the latter would be pretty disgusting :P I'm clearly joking by the way. Seriously though, why lie? FMOL (f'd my own life) by the sound of it

catherine8729 1

Monday 22 August 2011 20:38

I have done that before

Bleepbloop360 7

Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:45

Youre boss is a tool, you will have his job in a few months

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Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML

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Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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Today was my moms wedding and I was the maid of honor! I was so excited to walk down the isle with my mom, but the church was so dry I got a bloody nose 5 minutes before going down. I couldn’t go down the isle or watch my mom go down either. I had to stay in the back and hold my nose up. FML

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Today, I was so bad at maintaining a conversation that the only way for the other guy to put up with me was to drink. He was the designated driver. He would rather risk drinking and driving than being sober around me. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML

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Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML

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