You won't know him, he goes to a different school

By jennavankirk - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year-olds about having a boyfriend. FML
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Arsonnist 3

Did they ask you out or something?

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RabenSchwartz 3

a while ago I was working at a camp with 8 year olds and they were asking me if I had a boyfriend and they wouldn't believe that I don't. lol i decided to not try to explain to them that im a lesbian. they were convinced that every girl in high school has one. it was pretty funny.

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KSants7 0

Say "alpha Kenny body" 10 times wicked fast and that's what this OP is saying.. :P

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realangelofdeath 0

Did you lie about not having a beau? My BFF did. lol

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cutieXOXO 0

wow! and your lying to a bunch of second graders because???

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ScaramoucheX 0

You. Are. A. Loser. ........Nuff said. Were they, like, your little sister/brother's friends or somethin??? o_O

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lalagurl5 0

ur retardes for thinking tht 8 year olds care

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