Kids and Love: You won't know him, he goes to a different school - FML

You won't know him, he goes to a different school

By jennavankirk - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year-olds about having a boyfriend. FML

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Arsonnist 3

Friday 23 July 2010 9:14

Did they ask you out or something?

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 23 July 2010 9:12

You're a phony.

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biomassive 0

Friday 23 July 2010 17:27

ooooh! thats just so wrong.

bongsong 0

Friday 23 July 2010 18:02

shut up meg

RabenSchwartz 3

Friday 23 July 2010 19:29

a while ago I was working at a camp with 8 year olds and they were asking me if I had a boyfriend and they wouldn't believe that I don't. lol i decided to not try to explain to them that im a lesbian. they were convinced that every girl in high school has one. it was pretty funny.

KSants7 0

Friday 23 July 2010 19:30

Say "alpha Kenny body" 10 times wicked fast and that's what this OP is saying.. :P

realangelofdeath 0

Friday 23 July 2010 19:55

Did you lie about not having a beau? My BFF did. lol

Krypzo 0

Friday 23 July 2010 21:35

Well, that really pathetic. Rofl.

cutieXOXO 0

Friday 23 July 2010 22:52

wow! and your lying to a bunch of second graders because???

cutieXOXO 0

Friday 23 July 2010 22:54

lmfao @ 70

ScaramoucheX 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 0:32

You. Are. A. Loser. ........Nuff said. Were they, like, your little sister/brother's friends or somethin??? o_O

lalagurl5 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:57

ur retardes for thinking tht 8 year olds care

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Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We kept the lights on for a change and he asked me, "Babe, what's that on your tummy?" They're my stretch marks. Sex and body confidence ruined. FML

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Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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Today, it's been a month since my grandma passed away. Up until that point, I'd been visiting her regularly to make sure she was doing okay, and to get out of the house for a change. Now that she's gone, I have one less reason to leave the house. My life is even more dull than before. I want to go back. FML

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Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

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Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML

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