You won't know him, he goes to a different school

By jennavankirk - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year-olds about having a boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 926
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Arsonnist 3

Did they ask you out or something?

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TwoStrikeBadAss 0

Ummmm and why the hell did you do that???? Really? Grow up op and be real to yourself

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waterynuggets 0

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oxoashleeoxo 6

Kids these days, huh?

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jennabug0403 4

to #10, I have a little sister and she's six and in kindergarten, she has two boyfriends at the same time, so I'm takin it that grade 2ers would know alot about boys.. ;P

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taranee666 0

i did the same to the children i cared during vacation i thought it was pathetic!! lol

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Lisa89 3

I have to say YDI. No one forced you to lie... you lied as you seen to care a lot what small children think of you...

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DjeePee 24

Fantastic. When those kids are about your age, they will lie about having a boy/girlfriend because they will think it's abnormal to be single. Good job OP.

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perdix 29

That was dumb -- you probably discouraged one of those eight-year-old boys from asking you out. The closest you are going to get to a date is bringing the kid over to your place to watch "Cougar Town!"

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