Break-ups, Parents and Love: Your fault!

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 06:04 - Canada

Today, I informed my parents that my husband and I are separating after much deliberation. We came to this conclusion relatively peacefully. According to my parents, I'm now Satan, and will end up on the streets as a crack whore if we don't change our minds and stay together. FML

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By Emily - 17/09/2019 08:00

Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML

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By .__. - 16/07/2013 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2025 21:00 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I got divorce papers from my wife, who was a former adult entertainment performer. Perhaps foolishly, I tried to get her to accept Jesus and become a Christian, which she eventually did. Now she is divorcing me for "being married to a former porn star." FML

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By non believer - 23/09/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML

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By rook - 09/01/2012 09:08 - United States

Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML

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By Really - 15/01/2016 16:25 - United States - Butte

Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML

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Life imitates art

By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 10:00 - United States - Franklin

Today, the mother of my children and partner of 13 years told me she is leaving me for her boss. I'm currently sitting in the living room with our two kids and her mother. Everyone here is half of her. We moved 1000 miles away from all of my family and friends 8 years ago. I think I might be living in a sitcom. FML

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By Matt - 12/08/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML

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By jordan.marie97 - 09/08/2015 06:27 - Australia

Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML

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Feelings

By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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Thursday 11 August 2011 15:50

FYL, your parents are nuts...

goatfeathers 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:50

I see nothing wrong with being Satan.

Comments

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 12 August 2011 1:57

Divorce your parents too.

AttucisFinch 0

Friday 12 August 2011 3:00

Sounds like my ex-wife

zaryia 4

Friday 12 August 2011 3:39

I just cried laughing at this.

forevermylife 0

Friday 12 August 2011 4:34

Nice parents you got there, they really seem to care about your happiness

58s 0

Friday 12 August 2011 4:34

Nothing wrong with Satan or crack ***** as long as u are happy

BLACKSAGE 4

Friday 12 August 2011 5:25

Your parents are ******* nuts! But thats still hilarious (:

abbyleigh8 0

Friday 12 August 2011 7:08

I bet they'd buy some of that crack. :p

pieter82 17

Friday 12 August 2011 9:27

Think for yourself and let your parents never guide you.. ever again.

Undead4life 1

Friday 12 August 2011 9:56

Hooray for Satan the crack *****!!!

PapSmearNinja 4

Friday 12 August 2011 13:32

ill sell you the crack rock

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