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By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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You deserved it 5 184

Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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The Conquest of Bread

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 14:29 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

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Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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You deserved it 5 250

By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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You deserved it 8 336

By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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You deserved it 5 731

empbob 20

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:08

I'm sorry, it sucks that your boyfriends penis is small enough to fit thru a donut...

evanobrien 14

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:06

What kind of donut?????

Comments

edgar20 7

Friday 21 March 2014 4:27

Sometimes, **** would do this to you lol

miranda19234 6

Wednesday 26 March 2014 18:16

Was it "sweet" ;)

mip_92 29

Tuesday 8 April 2014 3:57

To be honest, if my fiancé did this, I might laugh...

Rosebyday 5

Friday 11 April 2014 1:45

That better be one big donut hole!!

THA_WORMINATI 4

Tuesday 29 April 2014 2:08

I wih my girl would eat a donut off me lol

nyctophobia 5

Wednesday 30 April 2014 22:12

I thought guys hate it when you bite their dick?

Markovic 6

Sunday 11 May 2014 7:07

So.... did you?

focenspeil 7

Wednesday 28 May 2014 21:10

He messed up on this one but he is trying.

PDN 12

Tuesday 3 June 2014 19:24

Does he read Cosmopolitan? Those tips are paso littlest horrifying.

auzziegirl1938 22

Saturday 12 July 2014 1:39

Fyl that his penis is that small

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