Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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empbob 20

I'm sorry, it sucks that your boyfriends penis is small enough to fit thru a donut...

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inolongercare 19

I think that is okay- just go with it. Sex and food at the same time? Best combo (and yes I am a girl)

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Omniprism 14

Hey at least he's trying to sweeten the deal.

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poisongirl708 11

Yeah that's totally not awkward at all.... >_

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sweetestbitcheva 14

Way to ruin a doughnut.

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junkman6 22

Ewwww it's a penis!! That's pretty much as far as 90% of the respondents to this FML thought before posting. If it had been chocolate covered **** everyone would be loving it. Oh well.

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squarecircles 13

I would've told him to eat it himself.

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katieemerr 15

YLS because your boyfriend can fit his penis through a doughnut hole.

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jdlanam87 9

Thanks this was my thought. Don't feel so bad now Bahahaha

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supersitter 11

Hey. You got a donut. Most of us just have to deal with the penis.

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bsmith2012 6

id have made him close his eyes...take it off him and ran like hell lol

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