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By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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Ungrateful!

By lifesabitch2016 - 24/05/2014 06:23 - United States - Moses Lake

Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML

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Caked out

By Anonymous - 10/03/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I meant to surprise my boyfriend by baking him a cake. When I took it out of the oven, I realized I had accidentally used salt instead of sugar. He tried to eat it anyway, and ended up spitting chunks of it out all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML

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By bdayboy - 11/01/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML

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By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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Come to bed eyes

By marshmallowssss - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I just finished having dinner with my boyfriend, so I leaned over to him and said seductively, "How about some dessert?" Obviously, he didn't catch my tone, because he then looked at me and said, "Babe, you really don't need it." FML

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tj4234 35

Monday 15 April 2013 12:08

Well he did tell you that's what he wanted...

Mads_1234 28

Monday 15 April 2013 12:08

Wow. Your boyfriend is a bit ungrateful, huh. He could've at least said thank you for making them, even if he didn't want them.

Comments

trivel64 16

Tuesday 16 April 2013 3:47

That made absolutely no sense and I am 1000% done with hearing that phrase. Please stop.

Pensu 12

Tuesday 16 April 2013 4:02

He maybe could have mentioned that when you were still in the preparation stages of baking, instead of waiting until you did all that for nothing. What a dick.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 16 April 2013 4:17

WTF is with all the YDIs? OP tried to do a nice gesture to please her boyfriend and he essentially bit the hand that fed him...he's a totally ungrateful jerk. OP DOES NOT deserve this!

xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 16 April 2013 7:35

Ungrateful, but not incorrect. He didn't say anything about a cupcake. He also still should have said thank you.

dorkydancing 3

Tuesday 16 April 2013 8:53

Dump his ass

itsgen 16

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:37

I love this man

Kaizoku_fml 6

Tuesday 16 April 2013 11:37

I have no idea whether to vote YDI or FYL. He did say he wanted icing. Us men tend not to talk in riddles, we say what we mean. There are no guilt trips nor loaded questions, no hidden meaning behind every word. The farthest we go is when we say we're gonna kick someone's ass but we punch their face instead. On the other hand, making cupcakes was a nice gesture. The guy was being a smartass, and depending on their relationship eating just the icing and handing back the rest could either be considered funny or rude. My money is on rude, since this story is now posted here.