Yummy

By kjmsit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML
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Top comments

Oh man, nasty! That's why meat goes on the bottom. Hope you don't get sick.

Are you vegetarian? That'd be even worse.

Comments

first off....leaky soda...questionable, maybe not drink that one...or investigate further. Second, it's not "blood" that comes out of meat, that's way dangerous for humans to ingest blood and also against all FDA rules, its some type of nitrates they put into steaks to "wet age" them. The only thing about raw beef that can make you sick is if it's not quality meat. ever hear of beef carpaccio? anyways YDI for thinking to slurp up a possibly opened leaky can of soda, could be tampered with!

its not blood.... just protein saturated water.

eww. man that sucks. and yea you never put meat on a top shelf. but i always put it in the sink to defrost. and btw strawberry pop sounds amazing ive never even heard of it until now !!!!

I love that stuff-gives the meat its taste. Then again-I like (excluding Twilight) vampires. ^_^

iluvu21396 0

they make strawberry soda?!! also, thats y im a vegetarian. blood is GROSS

omgg! thats soo gross...thats why you clean the top of cans before you drink it

makeitglow 0

gag, considering vegetarianism yet?

thats what you get for eating meat in the first place haha