Yummy

By kjmsit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML
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neverland_fml 0

Oh man, nasty! That's why meat goes on the bottom. Hope you don't get sick.

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redbluegreen 40

Are you vegetarian? That'd be even worse.

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teheheois 0

just wait to see your blood test those animals might be infected on some cloned shit

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DonovanE 0

MEAT IS MURDER!!! YDI FOR BEING A SAVAGE!!!! RAHHHHH!!!!! jk. lol.

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askbobby96 0

And that is why you always defrost meat on the bottom shelf of a refrigerator, preferrably on a dish where nothing can drip down and contaminate other foods below. YDI.

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catatonicsleep 17

If you can't defrost meat on the bottom shelf (like if the fridge is full) put it on a plate first. But remember...Some people eat steak raw (steak tarta sp?) so it shouldn't hurt you.

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aback 4

Oh, puke. If an unopened can is "leaking from the top" it's got something way wrong with it, anyway. Bacterial contamination, botulism, something, so no--you don't want to hurry to slurp up that yummy goodness. I'll be surprised if you make it to twenty.

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NoMercy_fml 0

Better call Dwight Shrute. You're turning into a Vampire!

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crampy 0

oh my goodness, that made me feel sick to my stomach.

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drinkupgorgeous 0

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. that's nastyyyy

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ozymandias_fml 0

YDI. I am actually more disgusted that you would drink the random liquid *leaking* from the *top* of a can -- one that may have had a hole in it who knows how long ago, than the fact that you licked steak juice.

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