Health, Food and Miscellaneous: Yummy - FML

Yummy

By kjmsit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML

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Top comments

neverland_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:03

Oh man, nasty! That's why meat goes on the bottom. Hope you don't get sick.

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:05

Are you vegetarian? That'd be even worse.

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ChefBoy6382 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:03

always thaw your meat on the bottom shelf...

ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:08

#71 or on a plate...

justxdream 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:15

#4: if she was a vegetarian, she probably wouldn't have steak in her fridge.

SpliffyMcBlunt 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:22

Well it's better than eating raw cow dick on mars...

The_Master 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:25

YUM! strawberry flavored E. Coli!!

riotshields 4

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:25

Ewww, that's SO gross! FYL, indeed!

spirited_away33 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:26

YDI for having meat in the fridge. jk

Zepp_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:27

YDI! MEAT IS MURDER! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL WHILE THE ANIMALS GO TO HEAVEN!

ZuRG_fml 7

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:32

#31, gravity -> dripping -> e. coli cross-contamination trumps "zones"

beany212 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:37

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