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i think its time we had the talk...
best first comment ever lmao
this happened to my dog once... at first I was like WTF... but then I realized what it was.. but then freaked out because he was playing with my 4 yr old cousin... my dog is a pedophile
in going to see rise against in afew weeks. shit yeh!!!!
#17, the dog in ur pic must be lookin at OP's dog's knob
118- my sister who was 18 at the time didn't know what a red rocket was...she WAS about to grab it because she thought he had gotten ahold of a slim Jim. I'm glad I said something D:
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Couldn't agree more #161
Red rocket red rocket red rocket ya!
UGoBoom's picture also matches his comment pretty well.
Why were you looking there in the first place OP? ;)
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Did he at least buy you a drink first?
first time having a dog?
Maybe it's the first time she has seen a penis.
I thought she was gunna say she grabbed it lol thank god she didnt!!
LOL @25 and I'm sorry but the OP is an idiot.
I don't know 27. That sounds kinda hot.
imagine what was going through her mind, if she didn't know it was a mof****in dick
Haha, she probably tried to pull it out too
lol Not many fans of ********** here.
it does
first time seeing a red rocket more like.
Mental head slap, just for you.
It's Facepalm, FACEPALM DAMMIT!!!!
^he mad
The head slap and Facepalm are two different things. The head slap is what Special Agent Leeroy Jethroe Gibbs gives people when they deserve a slap in the head.
Haha. Woah, sorry. Facepalm, just for you!
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Show it anywayyour dog is so cute and fits your comment :D
Docbee, your picture fits your comment too!!!!
Haters :(
Wat.
B-freakin-women
B-freakin-women
C-freakin-trannys?
D-freakin-hermits
Someone needed to pay more attention in anatomy and biology.
My anatomy class didn't teach about dog penisis.
LOL. that must have been embarrassing, not really an FML though.
paul...?
ahah, i know eh?
lmao this comment reminded of the South Park episode where aliens put an antenna in Cartman's ass!
probe antenna same thing
I was thinking more like the red rocket episode...
or if it ejaculated on you leg, sh*t
it wasn't funny at all until I read this comment... :D
So much excitement.
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