By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 889
You deserved it 3 063
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Grimmerie 31

Twice the taste, none of the calories.

161 6
zingline89 18

Does she call you a wasteful child every time you drop a deuce?

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Grimmerie 31

Twice the taste, none of the calories.

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AJRENO 0

You BURNED tha comment. In a good way. PWNAGE

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scruffy_janitor5 1

Cyanide and happiness ftw

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yahoowizard 16

How dare he post a comment that's already been mentioned on the internet. Shoulda went with the "that sucks" comment to maintain originality.

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KaanTech 0

Ajnero could you plase suicide ? Once in your misareble life do something good to world by just dying without causing more damage

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AJRENO 0

Shut up. You suck. Stop posting spam, dumbass.

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bamagrl410 31

8 is either confused or insane... lol Not sure if OP is bulimic or just sick. Either way, FYL

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boofgall 16

You totally ripped off Cyanide & Happiness.

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bamagrl410 31

Ooh, you're unintelligent

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Ooh... Ahh!

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that1guyyy 12

Ooh, I insult people on the Internet to overcome my insecurities.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

My life be like ooohh ahhhhhh! Ohhhhh! If OP's mom sucks, ask her to suck up the vomit as well then!

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sadistmonkey 19

that1guyyy - I think that's kind of the point of the FML comments section.

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justin7 0

Yah. I'm guessing youre the guy on the left of your pic!

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Pentium_4 27

well yeah, you shouldn't just throw lunch for example, on top of your roof....very wasteful

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Airman1988 9

your comments appear to be failing across the spectrum on every fml tonight.

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Pentium_4 27

i'm drunk, i don't even know what's going on

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

It's okay, #4. For some reason, I laughed at your comment.

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Pentium_4 27

it seemed like a good comment at the time :/ now my .2 BAC says otherwise...

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Meh, everyone has bad comments sometimes, though I've never made a comment while drunk, o1 ever gotten drunk for the matter. Keep commenting while drunk, it will bring laughs to some people...

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Pentium_4 27

i admit, it was a terrible comment and i'm ashamed of myself. unfortunately, i'm drunk every night. but i hope i can bring some laughs...nothing better to do

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WaSiSimiLang 8

I swear to god I'm not drunk! See? I told you so! Now get the face out of my ****!

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rahrah765765 11

Maybe you should fml more than you comment. Eg: today, like every other day I got drunk and commented on fml because I never have anything else better to do. Fml Don't blame your fake drunkness on your stupidity.

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Pentium_4 27

oh i still go to work and get a paycheck. and thank you for calling my drunkess fake, because you know me so well

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DCFan 9

For a .2 BAC, you sure are functioning pretty well as far as your AWESOME excuses and typing on the computer/smartphone. Not to mention your grammer! Bravo good sir! Your the most sober .2 BAC "waisted", "drunk", "faded", "shit-faced" person I've ever met! Will you drive me home?

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Pentium_4 27

yeah i guess i was exaggerating. whatever 9 tall boys gets you to. it's not that hard to keep grammar and spelling while drinking, didn't we learn stuff like that in 2nd/3rd grade? and when you're drunk you can act that old ;)

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attaboy368 20

do what you can man that is all we ask

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calivianya 29

46 - But putting your face in the **** is so much fun sometimes!

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calivianya 29

It's not that hard to have good grammar while you're drinking - you just have to think really hard and type really slow.

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ashleykay94 7

You should've mailed it to the starving children in Africa.

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ashleykay94 7

You should've mailed it to the starving children in Africa.

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kareltje 17

Did you eat it again? Then she has no reason to complain ;)

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drlove78843 6

9- would you please tell me what's the name Of the creature in your picture?

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cBlackout 13

Eat it again. See if it still tastes good.

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silentbutfunny 0

You like stomach acids also?? I thought i was just the weird one..

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zingline89 18

Does she call you a wasteful child every time you drop a deuce?

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blushy 14

tell her she's wasteful the next time she takes a crap

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clanon 4

Ppsshhhhh! Moms, you could never make them proud ._.

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girl112891 7

Let's just blame her cooking and get it over with. Call her wasteful for making something bad enough to make you puke. I rest my case.

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