Leave me alone

By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML
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bitch_pleez 10

Haha my little brother does sorta the same thing. He locks himself in the bathroom for a couple hours with a book multiple times a day.

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SkoomaKi 27

What I don't get is why OP doesn't go to his bedroom to get away from things...

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yaya1213 6

Well mayb it's like my house. Maybe OP shares a room or if he goes to his room, they still barge right in. Being in the bathroom I the only excuse for them not to do that.

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Riverlovestacos 0

My family still barges into the bathroom

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unhappybitch 8

Happens to me too, I have no privacy and no peace.

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KiddNYC1O 20

1- I don't usually RUB OFF on people's comments but that's exactly what I thought immediately after reading the anecdote.

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saksxalmo 20

#44-- It could be like at my house, where none of the rooms have locks except for the bathrooms.

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bitch_pleez 10

Haha my little brother does sorta the same thing. He locks himself in the bathroom for a couple hours with a book multiple times a day.

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ydi_4_suking 20

It's most likely a **** magazine he goes in...

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bitch_pleez 10

It's either a book or his 3ds, and if it's a book, it's whatever the newest novel we have is.

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Roevera 14

"oooh, *fap fap fap* this book is soo good!"

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blackheart24 10

Whatever OP probably goes to the bathroom to get on FML... I know that's what I do.

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nuggetmonster 12

My parents are like that, except they'll barge into the bathroom as well.

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GhettoXmuffin 7

It's okay. I head into my bathroom to yank my stank every so often too.

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GhettoXmuffin 7

Disregard that last comment. That was a terrible way to put it.

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Amity24 6

Sry if this is of topic but dam r u ever hot if that's u in the profile pic

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Hey 50! This is not eHarmony, feel free to use the private message section anytime.

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Jkolbly 11

Everyone has done that at least once, but it is not a good idea to make a habit of it.

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EvilTeddysRock 2

Should have fessed up BEFORE going to the hospital.There goes a few hundred dollars down the toilet.You literally paid the doctor to laugh at you lol.

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monkeysinatree 6

It's free to go to the doctors. And the fee wouldn't even be that big in the first place :/

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hollenbackam 12

In the USA, our taxes don't pay for free health care :-/ They charge you an arm and a leg because they can. It's even worse if you don't have health insurance. If you can't afford it, well, that's tough sh*t

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emeraldisle 30

Don't feel bad OP. You're not the only one who does that.

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bobsanchez13 0

I like how everybody thinks about jacking off.... Maybe he was just.... Ah who am I kidding he was wanking it for sure

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Pentium_4 27

much safer than in your room...cause no one bugs you if the fan in the bathroom is on and the door is locked

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gracehi 31

You couldn't find a better way to get away from your family? Not sure if that's an FYL or a YDI. :/

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