TMI Mom!

By KtSue - 12/11/2012 05:25 - United States

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Today, my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement, she also shared her troubles. She said, "Everything hangs now, even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank you for the mental image, mom. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Don't leave us hanging, OP, what happened? Was it curtains for her cooter, or does the pendulum still swing?

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saIty 17

Tell her to pull it back with some rubberbands and clothespins.

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Pleonasm 35

Don't leave us hanging, OP, what happened? Was it curtains for her cooter, or does the pendulum still swing?

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MrEd_fml 10

Sounds like there is already enough hanging...

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Inheritance 10

She used it as a tongue like in the movie 'Click'.

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AzNbABe69 0

1 OMG you just gave me the worst mental image! Disgusting but funny too! Lol

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Autocorrected 11

Well, I can just imagine how your Dad would be struggling trying to have a good time with her.

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aleagator 10

41- I feel like the dad would write his own fml about this topic too.

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chocolateisyum 12

It's nice to know that your mum cares about you so much that she shares that kind of information with you...

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deBlobX 12

Actually I don't think it is very nice at all...

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GothicAngel17 24

It was sarcasm, obviously guys. *thumbs up*

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mclauren29 22

This is why surgeries such as this always require more skin tightening surgeries. It's never ending. Plus, no one really wants to hear about them. Sorry about that, OP. I'm grossed out too.

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lilhellian 26

The losing 100 lb part is good to tell... hanging cooters not so much.

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7zyzz7 3

She deserves it for shoving enough crap down her throat to get that fat, then taking the easy way out with surgery. Complete disregard for her own body.

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Jeffo193 13

I'm sure i could make an educated guess, but what part of the female anatomy is a "cooter" supposed to be?

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iarefatal 9

An educated guess? Why make one of those!? I'm just going to assume cooter means her left ear lobe.

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donkeykongo 7

By "cooter" she was actually referring to her scooter. Losing all that weight made her notice how much the suspension on her electrical scooter hangs from excess weight and now wants to get it fixed. (Just trying to change the image I originally had ):

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Crlnprz 11

i wish you luck when you get into the real world

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SaturnV 25

You could always just use Google and not have to "guess" anymore. That's the beauty of living in the Information Age - ignorance is now a choice.

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Jeffo193 13

45 i do live in the real world, where i realise that others may also check the comments to try and find it out, and also that not everyone is familiar with American slang.

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Lifes_Great_LG 1

I agree I don't know what a cooter is either

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ash1rose 11

I suppose I'll be nice even though you COULD just google it. It's slang for ******.

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greenfishbait 19

I think it's more southern slang too. I personally hate that word with the passion of a thousand burning suns.

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saIty 17

Tell her to pull it back with some rubberbands and clothespins.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

I personally suggest electrical tape.

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pickles1994 18

6 nah that's only for ducks didn't ya know.

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

23: Louie C.K.?

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lilhellian 26

13, 19 Go read the other fml's to get the reference.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

*facepalm* I understood the reference.

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yoursucklives 36

no one wants that kind of image inside his head, sorry op!

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pmadNess 16

Ain't nobody got time for that... Bet you still have that original image, though!

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junar 9

Even though I don't have idea on what cooter is, I want to see how it looks like. Can someone show their cooter to me please?

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Now you just seem extremely creepy and perverted...

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fml121785 14

I think the stach makes it even creepier.

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Quest_ 13

Why doesn't she just tie it together in a trendy bow? It will look pretty with her vajazzle.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Too comfortable... Blargh. (/.)

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